Judge Kimba Woods rocks.

Mr. Epstein will be permitted to attend the bris in the joyous event that a son is born. But the court would like to balance the scales. If a daughter is born there will be a public celebration in court with readings from poetry celebrating girls and women. So ordered, New York New York, 11/18/10.

Your Honor, if I may, I'd like to suggest the following poem. I'm sure my readers will have others.

/hat tip to Soprano in comments at Eschaton

Picture found here.